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Posted on 10th Apr at 9:47 PM, with 283,624 notes

if you can pull off a beanie you can pull off my pants

Posted on 10th Apr at 9:36 PM, with 432,135 notes

chartini:

avenging-sherl0ck:

productofcanada:

joceln:

canada looks really broken

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u ok canada

We are slowly trying to distance ourselves from the US…piece by piece.

be free

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Posted on 10th Apr at 9:35 PM, with 337,391 notes

rainbowsparklekittens:

REMEMBERING ALL YOUR NEGLECTED RESPONSIBILITIES AT ONCE LIKE

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Posted on 14th Mar at 11:30 PM, with 34 notes
everybodyilovedies:

HAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
yeah i’m a mathematician and it took me 2 freaking days to figure out the winning strategy for this shut up I wasn’t trying very hard I swear please don’t take my degree away from me /o\
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everybodyilovedies:

HAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

yeah i’m a mathematician and it took me 2 freaking days to figure out the winning strategy for this shut up I wasn’t trying very hard I swear please don’t take my degree away from me /o\

Posted on 13th Mar at 11:22 PM, with 85,722 notes
autostralianchristmas:

For the past six months since our house flooded, my friends have been taking care of my gecko. They just texted this to me.
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autostralianchristmas:

For the past six months since our house flooded, my friends have been taking care of my gecko. They just texted this to me.

Posted on 13th Mar at 11:19 PM, with 404,916 notes

breadmaakesyoufat:

i just heard a bouncing noise and then that was followed by my dad saying

"oh no my potato"

Posted on 13th Mar at 11:18 PM, with 74,343 notes

gamsee:

do you see this, son? this is an screenshot from my old blog back in ‘13. look how many followers i had. yes im sorry that we’re living on the streets son but at least your dad was funky fresh back in his blogging days

Posted on 21st Feb at 11:45 PM, with 227,335 notes

the-more-u-know:

l0did0di:

ragecomics4you:

Land swimming.

Omg

You are not an athlete unless you have masted the art or land swimming. 

Posted on 21st Feb at 11:40 PM, with 312,247 notes
cherrylemonades:

my dad just recently learned about “omg”
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cherrylemonades:

my dad just recently learned about “omg”

Posted on 21st Feb at 11:40 PM, with 231,670 notes

iwannathrive:

I definitely feel better knowing that he is guarding our galaxy 

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